Showing posts with label Tiger Woods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tiger Woods. Show all posts

Friday, January 29, 2010

tiger woods has weird sex fantasies

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Loredana Jolie was a Playboy model at one time, but more to the point she became a very expensive prostitute when modeling didn’t work out, and even morrer to the point Tiger Woods was one of her regular clients.
Last month she was shopping a book around and in one of the stories about Tiger, the little tattle tale hinted that he may have had gay sex. Now gabby tells the Sun that dudes were just one of Tigers weird sex fantasies.
“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal.
“He likes role playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys.
“By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.
“He’d have different girls all the time, entertaining, role play, fetishes, stuff like that. But he would only watch.”
“He would engage in sex from 9pm until the sun came up - he wasn’t a healthy guy.
“He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night. I am not sure rehab will help him.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised by anything. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved.”
I’d rather jam a knife in my thigh then wiggle it back and forth than sit here and think about gay sex, and thankfully we don’t have to because someone was nice enough to send me a ton of Loredanas modeling pictures, and maybe they’re everywhere but I haven’t seen them yet. That means as far as we’re concerned, these are a TYLER WORLD PREMIERE EXCLUSIVE! Or maybe they’re not what do I know. To be honest if it doesn’t have to do with LSU football, UFC, Call of Duty or naked Asian girls, I probably haven’t heard about it and I don’t intend on looking it up. Although what’s this I hear about a black President? Is that for real? Is it Morgan Freeman? Because I could see that.
Anyway, thx to Calvin for these pictures and two more sets that will be up later today. I don’t think it would have killed him to write some funny jokes to go along with them, but at least he sent the pictures, which is more than you did. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. Maybe this isn’t the time or place to bring it up but your mother and I are incredibly disappointed in you.

tiger woods has weird sex fantasies

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Loredana Jolie was a Playboy model at one time, but more to the point she became a very expensive prostitute when modeling didn’t work out, and even morrer to the point Tiger Woods was one of her regular clients.
Last month she was shopping a book around and in one of the stories about Tiger, the little tattle tale hinted that he may have had gay sex. Now gabby tells the Sun that dudes were just one of Tigers weird sex fantasies.
“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal.
“He likes role playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys.
“By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.
“He’d have different girls all the time, entertaining, role play, fetishes, stuff like that. But he would only watch.”
“He would engage in sex from 9pm until the sun came up - he wasn’t a healthy guy.
“He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night. I am not sure rehab will help him.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised by anything. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved.”
I’d rather jam a knife in my thigh then wiggle it back and forth than sit here and think about gay sex, and thankfully we don’t have to because someone was nice enough to send me a ton of Loredanas modeling pictures, and maybe they’re everywhere but I haven’t seen them yet. That means as far as we’re concerned, these are a TYLER WORLD PREMIERE EXCLUSIVE! Or maybe they’re not what do I know. To be honest if it doesn’t have to do with LSU football, UFC, Call of Duty or naked Asian girls, I probably haven’t heard about it and I don’t intend on looking it up. Although what’s this I hear about a black President? Is that for real? Is it Morgan Freeman? Because I could see that.
Anyway, thx to Calvin for these pictures and two more sets that will be up later today. I don’t think it would have killed him to write some funny jokes to go along with them, but at least he sent the pictures, which is more than you did. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. Maybe this isn’t the time or place to bring it up but your mother and I are incredibly disappointed in you.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Tiger Woods slept on an air mattress in an empty house after fight with Elin


Tiger Woods announces he will take an indefinite break from golf
Tiger Woods may be living large on his yacht and/or at another filthy rich friend’s mansion in Long Island. Maybe he’s in sex rehab as has been rumored, but I thoroughly doubt it. With all the speculation on Tiger’s luxurious whereabouts, there’s some comforting news that he spent a little time in the dog house. US Weekly reports that the philandering golfer passed a night or two sleeping on an air mattress in a friend’s empty mansion. All he had were some snacks, crappy beer, and a TV to keep him busy. I’m sure he passed the time texting various women asking them to come over for chips and Bud light.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tiger Woods "Broken teeth with golf club"

Furman Bisher one of America's most respected sports journalists claims that Golfer Tiger Woods needed face rebuilding after his angry wife Elin Nordegren hit him with a golf club, reports The Sun.

Wife broke Tiger Woods' teeth with golf club

Bisher described as the country's top golf writer said the nine iron smashed the golf legend's cheek bone and that his two front teeth were almost knocked out reported the newspaper website thesun.co.uk. He also claimed the injuries are the real reason Woods has not been seen in public since his mysterious car smash early Nov 27.

The journalist posted on his blog that Tiger spent America's Thanksgiving Day, Nov 26, exchanging texts with mistress Rachel Uchitel. He then went out to play poker with friends but left his mobile phone behind and Elin read one of the messages.

Woods returned at midnight and there was a "heated discussion".

"Tiger sat in a chair in the living room. Elin sat across from him, urging Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stayed to his guns and denied everything," Bisher posted.

"At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV and as he turned back Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a nine iron.

"She put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose, causing his nose to bruise some, virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out and breaking the bone on the upper right side," he added.

The blog also revealed that as Woods tried to drive off, Elin smashed the car windows. He hit a tree outside their home in Orlando, Florida.

Bisher said the golfer took a private jet to Phoenix, Arizona, to see a plastic surgeon and cosmetic dentist for reconstructive procedures.

Tiger has now been linked to at least 14 women and has publicly apologised to his wife for cheating on her. While Elin is said to have seen a divorce lawyer and spent Christmas with her family in her native Sweden.

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